von Schmetterling's Wiki: Quotes

"Yeah, but Howard Hughes had skin." — Andrés
"I don't want Lunch to get eaten..." — Amber
"I'm thinking, 'Whoa, that girl's really tall!', then I realize she doesn't start until six inches off the ground." — Theresa

"I dislike deformity in my presence…it could be contagious." — von Schmetterling
"If Buicks had been invented, it would be that bg." — Andrés
"Perhaps he really is sick, sir." "Then that means that he's going to EAT and not WORK! That's even worse!" — Rotwang & von Schmetterling
"Some nefarious act, no doubt?" "Yup." — A raven & Girl
"You only get to take off your pants if you're going to go roll in the hay." — Theresa
"Oh, no; I'm being quoted. I'm not sure I want that out where other people can see it." — Theresa
"What if there was a person who didn't talk? Would they have a soul?" — Worm
"At least you're not on fire and getting stabbed by a one-eyed gypsy." — Andrés
"You can feed him to the maggots after the spider's done with him. I don't think the boss cares what the maggots eat." —Worm
"Concussion? Is it contagious?" "No, but Rotwang is a carrier of concussions." — Amber & Neel
"If you're going to have dead guy hanging on the walls, spider-mummified is kinda the way to go." — Theresa
"Hey, that's mine! I'm going to poison the Gypsies with it!" -- François

"Your evil is loosed into the world." "Sounds good to me." — Neel & Nick, though not in response
"If anybody's going to kill Lunch, it'll be us." — Andrés
"I'm gonna get in anyway. I just wanted to let you know that; I'm going to run around you." — Girl
"That's a long word; I'll bet it's probably bad for you." — Worm
"And remember, 'destitute' rhymes with 'prostitute'." — Andrés
"Hey, that's what Christianity totally needs—Temple Prostitutes!" — Theresa
"Zoltan? Isn't that his name?" "Yeah, but he's a bird and I'm a man; there's never any confusion." — Girl & Zoltan
"Well, how can I not get bited?" — Girl
"Lunch shouldn't eat spiders. Spiders aren't food. Spiders eat food." — Girl
"Mmm, people…yummy, yummy people…" — Girl
"It seems gratuitous to frighten the kitten." — Theresa
"How much dynamite did you give us?" "I dunno…a few sticks, whatever I carry around in my coat pocket." — Worm & François
"Sometimes I'm glad I'm a drunk." "I would like to be a drunk, too" — Manfred & Rotwang
"Let me out! Let me out, damn you!" "Um, I'm gonna let her out." — Adelinde & Rotwang

"I'm gonna give the mule a taste for flesh and feed it the kitten." — Andrés
"I never actually did that in the Nobilis game—I only said I was going to." — Andrés
"Hmm, lessee, how do you make Love?" — Andrés
"Well, if the kid dies, will you get me his eyes?" — Zoltan the Raven
"Does inducing vomiting count as an overture?" — Theresa
"Back to Rotwang. You're on fire. What kind of scene do you want?" — Neel
"I metamorphosed a little bit!" — Worm
"Killing cats is not going to make you into a good girl." — Rotwang
"But I don't wanna eat horrible, evil spider eggs!" — The Cook
"You're one of his horrible monsters." "Pretty much, yeah." — The Cook & Worm
"You are of the master race, worm." "There's only me, and you keep saying you're gonna replace me with spiders." — von Schmetterling & Worm